7 Easy Tips To Help You Work Well With A Robot
In a world where animated worksites are becoming the norm, the concern about robots taking our jobs is growing faster than a CGI explosion in a Michael Bay film. Fear not, fellow humans! Hollywood has been preparing us for this inevitable robotic invasion for years. Here are 7 tips straight from the silver screen that Utahns will be able to apply to treat our metallic colleagues and ensure a workplace alliance that's more buddy comedy than robot uprising.
1. Learn Their Language: Wall-E's Whirrs and Beeps
In "Wall-E," we discovered that even rusty, boxy robots can speak volumes with just a few whirrs and beeps. Take a cue from this loveable garbage-collecting bot and learn the basics of robot communication. With Utah's propensity to learn different languages, this should be simple for most of us. What if your office Roomba has been dropping some serious knowledge in binary?
2. Give Them Cool Nicknames: R2-D2 or C-3PO
If C-3PO and R2-D2 can become iconic characters with just a string of letters and numbers, imagine the workplace camaraderie you can build with your robot coworkers by giving them catchy nicknames. We love unique names in Utah, just look at our state map. Instead of calling your robotic office assistant something mundane like "Auto 3000," try "Beepster McTechie." You'll be the hero of the breakroom in no time.
3. Don't Forget Break Time Dance Parties: "The Iron Giant"
Nothing fosters teamwork like a dance party. "The Iron Giant" taught us that robots love to boogie down, especially when the spotlight is on them. Schedule regular break-time dance parties in the office, show them "Footloose" so they can feel the rebellious spirit of the dance, and watch as your mechanical counterparts join in.
4. Compliment Their Aesthetics: Optimus Prime's Style
Robots, like humans, appreciate a good compliment. Take a cue from the Autobots' leader, Optimus Prime, and acknowledge the sleek design and impressive features of your robotic colleagues. Remember their desert cruise through Southern Utah? Use those shots for inspiration. Throw in casual compliments, like, "What car wash do you frequent?" or "You are so shiny I can see my reflection." Just keep it natural, you don't want them to think you are the office creep.
5. Movie Night: "Short Circuit" Sundance Extravaganza
In Utah, where the Sundance Film Festival reigns supreme, host a robot-themed movie night featuring "Short Circuit." Not only will it provide some laughs, but it might also inspire some indie film-worthy team-building activities, like creating a stop-motion animation masterpiece using office supplies or hosting a film festival showcasing the talents of your robotic coworkers.
6. Respect Their Personal Space: "I, Robot" Desert Retreat Wisdom
Utah is known for its wide-open spaces, and even robots need a bit of elbow room. Take a page from Will Smith in "I, Robot" and respect your robotic coworkers' personal space. Give them the freedom to roam the metaphorical deserts of the office without feeling confined, and you'll foster a harmonious coexistence.
7. Let them Be a Helper: "Big Hero 6"
Baymax from "Big Hero 6" taught us that robots like to help. In Utah, we love helpers of all sorts. Let your assembly line robot break out of the norm and scan you to see if you need medical assistance. Allow it to call your friends for a supportive get-together when you feel down, and remember to acknowledge that you are satisfied with your care.
By infusing a bit of Utah charm into your interactions with robotic colleagues, you'll not only create a workplace where humans and robots can coexist peacefully, but you'll also be crafting a cinematic masterpiece set against the backdrop of Utah's stunning landscapes. Embrace the future, laugh in the face of automation, and remember, even robots appreciate a bit of Utah hospitality!
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