If you've grown up in Utah, you either grew up Mormon (LDS) or you were surrounded by people that grew up Mormon. Either way... This list should ring true with you!
You've whittled one piece of wood into a car for the "Pinewood Derby"!:
Wore a CTR Ring:
Got excited looking at BRAND NEW CTR rings:
You prayed for a Donut to "Nourish & Strengthen" your body:
You couldn't swim
Obviously, this article is SATIRE, and I'm sure to be getting a lot of negative comments and maybe even calls! But maybe if this article made you laugh, you can send it to someone who will either LAUGH or take it VERY SERIOUSLY! Either way... Have fun with ...
If you're from St. George, Cedar City, Hurricane, Washington, or really ANY of the surrounding areas. You know SOMEONE who is Mormon or the more politically correct term is a member of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints (Rolls right off the tongue...