The New Golf‑Cart Parenting Era: When Your Kid Breaks the Law… You Pay for It

St. George’s golf‑cart ordinance has been around for a few years, but looking at it again I realized it has ushered in a bold new chapter of Southern Utah parenting — one where your child’s questionable decisions come with a receipt. According to the rule, if a kid is behind the wheel and something goes wrong, it's a parent problem.

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Not the kid.
Not the golf cart.
Not the neighbor who said, “I’m sure he’ll be fine.”
You.

Honestly, it’s the most accurate reflection of parenting I’ve ever seen written into law.

Let’s break down what this means in real life:

Your 12‑year‑old decides to take the golf cart to Maverik for a churro?
You could be stuck paying the fine.

Your 14‑year‑old thinks the cart can “totally drift” around the cul‑de‑sac?
Um that's on you.

Your 10‑year‑old gives his friends a ride to school because “the bus was late”?
You’re in trouble and probably getting a call from the principal.

This ordinance doesn’t just regulate golf carts, it perfectly captures the universal truth of raising kids: they do the thing, and you pay for the thing.

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But here’s the twist: this rule might actually be… genius.

Because if parents are on the hook, suddenly:

  • Golf‑cart safety becomes a family conversation they have to listen to.
  • Kids learn driving is privilege faster than you can say “don’t hit that mailbox.”
  • And you get veto power over every “but Dad it's my life” scheme.

It’s the ultimate parenting hack disguised as a city ordinance.

And let’s be real:

Southern Utah kids are resourceful.
Southern Utah parents are tired.
And Southern Utah golf carts are probably seeing things they were never built for.

Photos Of Josh Allen Golfing

Josh Allen is good at football, but he is also good at golf.

Gallery Credit: Dave Fields

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