Forget the Lame Costumes Already

I have spent my life wearing thrown together at the last-minute Halloween costumes. This guarantees I am never the life of the party but stuck somewhere by the chips and dip being avoided. If you are going to dress up, you might as well wow people. 

Here are some costumes that will wow the party hosts. Sure, they will take some work, but you will have a long line of admirers. When else do you get a chance to put on a different identity that impresses others.

Here’s my top 5: 

1. Captured Ann Darrow

Women with King Kong's hand around her waist
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Ann Darrow Captured by King Kong: This is amazing and will get you nothing but fond looks. I would wear this grocery shopping it is so good.

Pumpkin Patch Nightmare

Pumpkin head costume with dangling child
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Anything this well done will gather admirers. If you have a muffled nerdy voice coming from that monstrosity, it could ruin the effect. Either don't talk or invest in a voice changer.

Amazon Prime

Amazon boxes cut to look like a Transformer
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This think is just freaking witty. Plus it will cost some time but almost no money. Optimus's cardboard brother will be a hit at any get together.

Edward Scissors Hands and His Shrub

Edward scissor hands next to a bush
This think is just freaking witty. Plus it will cost more time than money. Optimus's cardboard brother will be a hit at any get together.
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Truthfully, the shrub makes it. Edward looks awesome, but a walking plant trimmed by him makes it work.

Missing Neck

Painted neck looks severed
This think is just freaking witty. Plus it will cost more time than money. Optimus's cardboard brother will be a hit at any get together.
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This is all done with makeup. She might get avoided at a party, not because her costume isn't great, It's just too real.

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There you go. Enough of the lame costumes. Do it right this year. And tell me about it, as I will probably be wearing something lame over by the bean dip.

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