5 Plays Tuacahn Said NO WAY To Doing
Going to Tuacahn is ALWAYS a good time! Selfishly, I loved it even more when they did more Plays instead of Musicals. However, People love the Musicals, and Tuacahn isn't struggling to get a crowd! Over the years, I've had some AWESOME ideas of some plays Tuacahn should put on...
These are the Plays that Tuacahn said ABSOLUTELY NOT to doing this year:
50 Shades Of Grey:
A book/film franchise about a young girl who is relatively inexperienced in the sexual realm of the world. She meets a man and begins an affair with him filled with pleasure and pain! Come on! The crowd at Tuacahn would LOVE THIS!
Human Centipede, The Musical:
A psycho German surgeon has a fantasy of connecting humans through their gastric systems. He follows his dreams and goals and makes it a reality. People are connected from their bums to someone else's mouth. This could be a fun musical for around Halloween time, since it is a little spooky!
Dahmer, The Musical:
Notorious Serial Killer, Jeffrey Dahmer was known for eating his victims. The series "Dahmer" was huge on Netflix and it feels like everyone watched it. That could help Tuacahn has sell-outs EVERY NIGHT this summer, but they said no!
Bambi:
A Disney play for the kids! The only issue Tuacahn would probably have with this play is... Bambi's mom is shot and killed by a hunter. That would be A LOT of Deer being killed on the Tuacahn stage each night, and that would be a big investment... So pricy!
Moulin Rouge:
A beautiful story of a man falling in love! They end up in Paris, France and take control of the city through drugs and prostitution. Who doesn't LOVE the 2001 hit "Lady Marmalade" by Christina Aguilera, P!nk, Lil' Kim, and Mya? They could play it every night and everyone would be up on their feet dancing! Sounds like a home run to me!
What do you think? What plays would YOU like to see at Tuacahn next year?!
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